Reason jokes
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Memes
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.