Reason jokes
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢