Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
