Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
So unfortunately I got kicked out of the library again because for some reason they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why are they crying They said: Because I lost my parents I said: lets find them they cried harder so I walked out of the orphanage.
