Reason jokes
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.