Reason Jokes

For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.

I'm not saying you're stupid. But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, Do not place over head"

is it just me or ever body has a Darkside like a psycho side and then you act like crazy for some reason

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a happy meal 🤔

There is a (joke) that did not enter this page... Why?? She is afraid they will laugh at her!!!

I was sitting in traffic the other day.

Probably why I got run over.

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me" I say. For some reason everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage

Why is it so easy to weigh fish. 🤔 They have there own scales🤧

so there was a reason why I hated math I suck at proplem solving

Why did Daveon go to the doctor? Because he was feeling 'daveon' in the dumps.

Why do y’all do this

Because your lonely

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriage

There was once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off while the other one was always happy. This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine and you left me in here all night so I'm angry!" His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was litterally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap their has to be a pony in here somewhere!"