Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
