Reason jokes
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Memes
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.