Reason

Reason Jokes

Hole

I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.

I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...

Orphan

What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Lincoln

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Dad

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

Orphan

Why did the orphan become a criminal?

Because he wanted to actually be wanted.

Politician

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Meat

Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?

Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.

Brother

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

Turkey

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off!

Plastic Bag

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Hole

I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.

Girl

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.