Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
what is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
what are they gonna do?? tell their parents???
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Why did the ophan rob the bank: Because he/she wanted to be wanted
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
i was digging a hole in my garden then i found a treasure chest i was so happy i went to tell my wife but then i remembered why i was digging a hole
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone
Ex Boyfriend: how and why?
Girlfriend: Because your about to die
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
