Reason jokes
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
But why?
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why does this exist?
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."