Really Jokes

I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.

"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."

I said i was going to my flat i really meant ya girl

My cousin’s friend spelled “rasist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)

Q: David's father had three

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have? A really fucking huge cricket.

why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes

So there’s this air purifier in my room right, and it’s really noisy so I unplugged it to sleep better and sure enough I fell asleep faster, so I came to the conclusion if I unplug noisy machines people will sleep better. It worked really well in my local hospital

you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers

hi evyerone my mom got me an ipad today and this is really cool cna someone tell em what decapitation is

So you know The Lion King Do you remember Simba Well his dad is really strong and he walks really fast but Simba walks really slow So I told him to Mufasa

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well

What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?

Man, you are really on edge.

i really wasnt planning on going for a run today, but damn those cops came put of nowhere’s

I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text

Welcome for the rhyme