Really jokes

Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.

"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"

OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.

Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!

What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?

"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.

Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?

That's okay. There is really no point to it.

You know this joke really cracks up my bones!

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).

Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.