Really Jokes

Only really smart people will get this with out it being explained

Toilet paper fight hat

really bad penis joke

I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny..... fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway

I know this is a really bad poem but I'll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do.

Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!

Like I said, it's really bad. :(

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Today at the bank a old lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her... she had really bad balance

im really bored can someone talk with me? nun of my friends are responding to me :(

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Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with downs syndrome yesterday you should try watch it on catch up... Watership Downs

What do you call an animal that smells? A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

Prince are you really gay cuz I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time! PLEASE CHOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?

Answer; These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!

Damn, the guy who made the Whip/ Nae Nae song really made his cousin go Silento

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”

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What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up! They’d probably get shellshocked wasn’t it all eggcelent Ok Ok I’m headed for the egg it. Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

Nock nock who’s there Isabell ? Isabell really needs to go on a bicicle

Kid says “are u a soldier”? Soldier says “mhm” kid says “i wanna be a soldier some day” soldier says “really”? The kid says “ye but, father says i don’t have the balls to be a soldier” “but he’s right ima FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!