Really jokes
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.
Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.