I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
Make him read a book
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them 370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down.
How did the Skeleton know.it was gonna right. He read the weather forecast.
whats black white and read all over?
a zebra after a lion is full
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVEal, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hEIGHTed him, and didn’t have beNINE inTENtions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down
Read this slow : i 1 2 4 Q
I am having a shit and there nothing else to read
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Wats only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it
Wats the funniest thing u ever read? 4 me it wusz when rapboat told me he wuz a legit rapper.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Hellen keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
Friend 1- How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain? Me- He could feel it in his bones Friend 1- No, he read the forcast you fucking idiot
Heheh ;3
I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me "Yeah I can read braille". So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read "Screw you, asshole"
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
it's not that i dont get the laugh but most of you need to read thru what's already been posted cause everybody's saying the same shit.
