How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
Read this
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
every one reading this is gay
How did the Skeleton know.it was gonna right. He read the weather forecast.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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Fuck all reading this
I am having a shit and there nothing else to read
today i explain what things are fake. serial killers, clowns, billy, fairies, your life,God,Jesus,your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff, youtube,your dad,scientists,teachers,God,Jesus, and Billy.
stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake.Alot of idiots will read this.
(This format is probably easier to read)
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper?
-He is very cold blooded
-Why?
-He is Ice Cube
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain? "Because he felt it in his bones?" No He read the weather app you idiot.
Parents: why do you use your phone on the toilet? Me: the same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet
If you read this, your life is a joke
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
