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My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Read the next line.
Read the previous line.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
Everyone reading this is gay!
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”