Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
I have been reading this book about zero gravity I can’t seem to put it down
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
If you read this you fucked your dad and your 4 year old sister you sick fuck... Atleast wait till they are 15
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
My joke is about archer riddles sex life wait sorry there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
If your reading this right now Then the jokes on you Because I'm right behind ya Mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey
No Seriously
I'm right behind ya
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Read the next line. Read the previous line.
What do cows read the moospaper
roses are gay violets are also gay if you read you are gay
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world??
9/11 victim: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds
I’m reading a book on antigravity right know It’s impossible to put down
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
