Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
I have been reading this book about zero gravity I can’t seem to put it down
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Read the next line.
Read the previous line.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world??
9/11 victim: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds
I’m reading a book on antigravity right know It’s impossible to put down
