Rapper

Rapper Jokes

Zoo

Why did the rapper go to the zoo?

To find some WILD BEATS.

Chef

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!

Map

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.

Map

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because they were lost in the BEATS.

Dentist

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!

People

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.

Winter

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ice chains.

Mc

What do you call a rapper who's always cold?

Chill MC.

Flow

Why did the rapper take up gardening?

Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.

Life

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

Day

What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?

FREESTYLE FRIDAY!

Beat

Why don't rappers ever gamble?

Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.

Shop

Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?

To get his RHYMES in TUNE.

Seafood

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

Bank

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some cash flows.