Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE CHAINS
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
Chill MC
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
MIC-AND-IKES
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH FLOWS
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His RHYMES don't add up
