Rapper jokes
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Memes
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!