Rapper jokes
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!