Rapper jokes
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!