What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd Nothing they both can’t breath
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had MAD FLOW
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
