Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Memes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.