Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.