How does a rapper apologize?
With a RAP-OLOGY
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the TRACK LIST
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To TRIM his verses
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS
