Rapper jokes
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Memes
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"