Snowstorm jokes
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
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Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Community talk
"Biggest snowstorm in years" just to get 3 inches of snow