Painter jokes
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Memes
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?