What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They're both paid for a good finish..
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
What’s the most artistic fruit
Vincent mango
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it a Hitler
Yo Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY
