Rape

Rape jokes

Man

  • What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?

    A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.

    Woman

  • What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.

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  • Revenge

  • My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.

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  • Pastor

  • The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.

    He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.

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  • History class

  • In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

    One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

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  • Girl

  • What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.

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  • Chicken

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Answer:

    The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."

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  • Boy

  • Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.

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