Rape jokes
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
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Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
The world is a freaking rape joke.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!