Rape

Rape jokes

Woman

Why did the blind woman get raped?

Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.

Money

Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!

Sex

Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!

James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.

Gun

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.

Memes

Sex

Dear doctor,

I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?

Yours Truly, Ray Palp

Priest

Why do I call my priest daddy?

Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.

Difference

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Woman

Me: I will rape you!

Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!

Why do women be like this?

Princess

I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.

Girl

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

Man

Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!

People

Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.