Rape

Rape jokes

Priest

Why do I call my priest daddy?

Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.

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  • Woman

    Me: I will rape you!

    Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!

    Why do women be like this?

    Princess

    I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.

    Child

    What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?

    The Jackson 4.

    Memes

    Man

    Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!

    People

    Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.

    Woman

    What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?

    She was date raped.

    Johnny

    Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"

    Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."

    Abortion

    Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

    Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.