Rape jokes

Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!

James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.

My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.

You are all fucking disgusting!

Dear doctor,

I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?

Yours Truly, Ray Palp

What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?

"I don't get it."

Why do I call my priest daddy?

Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

What do you call a child version of Batman?

The Raped Crusader.

Me: I will rape you!

Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!

Why do women be like this?

What did the rape victim give to her rapist?

Head.

Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!

I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!

Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.

Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.

Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.

Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.

The rapist is a therapist.

Lol.