A woman once false accused me for rape and I was sent to life sentence prison. PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the car
Your really sexy 😉
Rape is so out dated but when u pay them money it is a popular date!
whats the best way to get a man to confess to a rape? ask him to tell a rape joke
A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit
wife: stop telling rape jokes, its not funny. husband: who raped you this morning?
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees? Raped an eight year old girl
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have rape-dungeons.
Me: I will Rape you! Women NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET 'RAPED'!
Why Do Women Be Like this?
The virgin Mary wasn't a virgin she was a prostitute, God raped her
when i was very young... my classmates played a game called kiss chase, some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them They are rapists now
what do rapists like to suck?
the life out of their victim
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
rapist: rape doesnt hurt anybody victim:
A woman ran into a police station screeming "help i have bin graped" the policeman said "do you mean raped" the woman said "no the was a bunch of then".
how did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
he was the only one in the village who believed the victim
My Teacher is a rapist
ever heard of rape jokes? no? well, i'll MAKE you hear em!
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim? You are a consequence of rape
