Rape

Rape jokes

History class

  • In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

    One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

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  • Girl

  • What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.

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  • Girl

  • I raped a girl and I liked it.

    I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.

    It felt so wrong, it felt so right.

    Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

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  • Girl

  • What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

    Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

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  • Gun

  • I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.

    Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.

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  • Documentary

  • One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”

    One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”

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  • Lady

  • A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"

    A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"

    The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"

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  • Woman

  • Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

    Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.