Rape jokes
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Everyone put your age here.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.