Rape

Rape jokes

Man

  • Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

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  • Woman

  • What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.

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  • Gun

  • I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.

    Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.

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  • Man

  • Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

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  • Relationship

  • My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.

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  • Rapist

  • How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

    Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

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  • Girl

  • What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.

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  • Man

  • A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:

    "You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"

    The girl, showing her arm:

    "Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"

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