Rape Jokes

My last relationship ended because my ex girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset, to be honest I didn't like her anyway, she kept telling me I never listen, or something like that

What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?

Can you show me what rape is

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke life fucks your until you stop breathing,a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore

If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite.. just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.

rape isn't funny unless she's laughing too

Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?

To block traffic

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her

Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.

What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going into circles

What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please

How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed ... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME !!!! What does it sound like a woman suffering ???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.