Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Rape Jokes
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
