Rape jokes
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"
A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"
The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
Trevor Bauer for President.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
I love rap!
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.