Rape

Rape jokes

Karma

Karma is like rape.

What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.

Mother

Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.

Man

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

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  • Memes

    Woman

    What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.

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  • Girl

    What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?

    Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

    Man

    Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

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  • Gun

    I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.

    Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.

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  • Sex

    It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.

    Relationship

    My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.

    Rapist

    How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

    Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

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  • Difference

    Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

    A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

    Girl

    What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.

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  • Church

    Catholic

    So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

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