Rape

Rape jokes

Lady

  • A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"

    A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"

    The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"

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  • Semen

  • What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.

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  • Woman

  • Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

    Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

    Street

  • I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.

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