Rape jokes
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
The world is a freaking rape joke.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"