Rape Jokes

It's the 1940s

The chink was counting his shillings The chink was bitching His wife got raped in nanking The chink counts his shillings

The chink gets sook chinged!

how can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her? change your name to "rape"

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell", I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

why did the topless woman shout 'stop raping us'?

because she was uneducated

Kobe would still be alive if he would’ve gone to jail for raping that girl.

What's a rapist's fav position? Missionary in a dark corner

Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins

When is a rape victim right?

When she admits she lied

There was a Cowboy riding in an desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey what's going on ? Why do you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under an crying sad voice "The indians came, killed my father and my mother and raped my sister." The Cowboy just laughed unlocked his belt and put his trousers down and said "Guess it isn't your day is it".

What is it about a beard and glasses, that children find so sexy?

If your ever bored rape an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?.

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey what’s going on ? Why you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under a crying sad voice "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers then my mother and raped my sister." The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breech cloth then said “Guess this isn’t your day is it”