Rape jokes
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
I'm a rapist.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.