How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Rape Jokes
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
