Rape jokes
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
Rape is a touchy subject.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.