In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
It's okay, you had socks on :)
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Olivia Rodrigo
Everyone put your age here.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
I'm a rapist.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
