It's okay you had socks on :)
while undressing a woman, she told me she has aids, i told her she cant catch it twice but she still kept screaming
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids
Olivia Rodrigo
Everyone put ur age here
one thing led to another, now i have a new patio
why couldnt the rape victim run away?
because she was dead
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
How do you know when a football player has been to jail? When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
I’m a rapist
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys
how do paedophiles greet people?
"how are you kid?"
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl? Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her
whats the bad versen of fuck nirvana rape me
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice'"
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris
what do you call your dad
you dont hahahahaha nickher but hole rape
Men
A woman once false accused me for rape and I was sent to life sentence prison. PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂