Rape jokes

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!

How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.

Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.

"Would you like to play the rape game?"

"No wtf" she replied.

"That's the spirit!"

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

What's a rapist's fav position?

Missionary in a dark corner.

I raped a disabled child.

I think she's too far gone to repair now.

"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.

Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?

Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."

I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."