Rape jokes
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.