Rape

Rape jokes

Woman

  • What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.

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  • Hooker

  • What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

    I've been raped!

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  • Finger

  • When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂

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  • Island

  • If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?

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  • Crime

  • What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).

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  • Language

  • It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.

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  • Man

  • Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

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  • Women

  • There are women complaining about being r@ped.

    JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁

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  • Hospital

  • What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

    What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

    What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

    What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

    MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]

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