Duct Tape jokes
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower. Thanks, Phil!
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
