Duct Tape jokes

It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.

It's not rape if she doesn't say no.

Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.

Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?

So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.

Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?

So they don't explode when you f*** them.

Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.