Duct Tape jokes

It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.

It's not rape if she doesn't say no.

Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.

Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?

So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.

Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?

So they don't explode when you f*** them.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.