Rape jokes

Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?

Raped an eight-year-old girl.

How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.

I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.

What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.

How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.

Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?

Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.

Who was the meanest man in the world?

He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her

"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)

Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.