New Ran Away Jokes

Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.

Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?

Wait a minute! What am I talking about?

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.

We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!