Ran away jokes

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.

My best friend ran away with my wife. I really miss him.

Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?

Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."

The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.

Why did Iran, ran?

Iran said, "I ran away!"

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.