What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
My best friend ran away with my wife. I really miss him.
Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?
Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
