two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when penaldo appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And “brentford”.He cried and ran away. Shame on you penaldo the fraud.
My best friend ran away with my wife I really miss him
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans but they ran away when I asked if they had papers
did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home? wait a minute! what am i talking about?
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
What did the koala do when he was to educated He ran away from koalapidia
Yo mamma so fat when she tried to sit down the chair ran away
Your so ugly ypur hairline ran away
Your hairline so far back even shaggy and scooby ran away
Your hairline so far back when your forehead was playing tag your hairline ran away real far
