What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
Racist Jokes
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
