Racist jokes
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Bread is racist.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!