Racist jokes
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"