Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Racist Jokes
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Bread is racist.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
