Girl

What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.

What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.

Point

My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.

Song

"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."

Risk

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

Paper

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

History

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

Fly

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”