my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
All real chemists knows that alcohol is always a solution. I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
What card is the slowest and slimy? Ace-nail
Dog walks into a bar.. & Sez to bartender . I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..
i tried to play with Rock but it was hard
why does the athlete isnt in the full bus cause she is trying to fit in
why do atletes cool down fast cause they have fans
wash your hands
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
Jokes are rathr funny
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you? “Cmon, did ya really think I’d resist a-rest?”
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed. Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."©
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.😂
What do Cavemen Poop in? A NEANDER STALL
I can tell you a pun about a pencil oh! Nevermind it’s pointless
what is the funniest hill in the world called? hill-arious
I drew a fist on a body and then i drew a guy saying to him "that dude's a knucle-head!"
My friend said "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, your gay." so he did it and i said "Well i guess now he's straight" ;D
I told my sister a Dairy joke,
She said it was cheesy.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
