I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
My sister said “LETS GO TO PIZZA !” So, I went to the Pizza shop with her and she replied, “We really only needed the car?”
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry, was bitter
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a MINED food
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... We’re wiped out!
i am going to scream, this is a cry for help
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong).😁
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend? Ain't you got no cents? Piggy: Actually, no. Just pork.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song joke
I think I gave you the corona virus because I can't stop staring a-choo
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn't get the point.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiter sweet?
Orbiter: Or bitter
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll PUNch you with one!
