Puns

What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?

A quarterback

Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-a-war?

A: pulled pork

why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges

fish y u no fly. i dont like being caught naked

a texan and a alaskan walk in a room the alaskan says "my state is bigger than yours" the texan says "it won't be when it melts"

Why do nuns walk in groups?. So one “ nun” can keep an eye on the other “ nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting “ nun”.

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop? So that he could design his own “ website “.

What did the bull say to the bullfighter? What’s the “ matador “.

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel a one penny in his pocket? He had a 6 cents of humor.

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the “ shell” station.

What kind of clothing should you wear on “ hump day”? Camelflouge.

I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.

It was soda-pressing.

whats the difference between 5 cocks and a Joke? I can't take I joke

Water What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course! What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!

What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone

Where does the resistor go after a long day?

It goes Ohm

I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch!!!”

Impossible. I’m very possible, really!

I bought a wooden whistle. I tried soo hard, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel one. It steel wooden let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes. So the wood lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....