Puns
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
What color is a burp?
Burple!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.