what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Why does elephants never get rich? because they work for penuts!
What colour is a burp? BURPLE!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? so he could get into high school
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
When my friend eats a mint, I say hey is it mint to be sweet?
I would tell you my jokes a bout pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing
What step did the dna not take in his math equation? He forgot to adenine!
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between the grand canyon and a blonde?
The grand canyon is a busy ditch.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
what did rainbow say to the other rainbow
nothing it was feeling blue
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
My friends daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
want to here a joke look at the Miami dolphins football recod
i cant c the b its by the bhive
My god my egg jokes are eggcellent
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
