Tell all the skeleton jokes you want ,but I’ve got thick skin.

What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?

A zomBEE.

You mama so old. Her first christmas was the first christmas

Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.

Don’t flirt when there is life alert! Edna: Hey there big boy! Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

A scarecrow said this job isn’t for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans

oh no

Why was the baby ant confused? Because it uncles were all aunts

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor

I needed to take a phone call so I went to the the nearest exit I guess you can say it was very exciting 😂

What do you call a mom that is yours? Your mom!

My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

Wanna see something dark

close your eyes

What has 10 wheels & flies? A Garbage truck.

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason he hit me, OOF.

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Why was the man running around his bed?

Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!!

What is the slipperiest county?


What does Mickey’s wife drive?

A Minnie-Van!!

Teacher: " Stand up class" She is sitting down. Teacher: " Whoever stands up is stupid."