Tell all the skeleton jokes you want ,but I’ve got thick skin.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
You mama so old. Her first christmas was the first christmas
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Don’t flirt when there is life alert! Edna: Hey there big boy! Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
A scarecrow said this job isn’t for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
Why was the baby ant confused? Because it uncles were all aunts
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor
I needed to take a phone call so I went to the the nearest exit I guess you can say it was very exciting 😂
What do you call a mom that is yours? Your mom!
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Wanna see something dark
close your eyes
What has 10 wheels & flies? A Garbage truck.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason he hit me, OOF.
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Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!!
What is the slipperiest county?
What does Mickey’s wife drive?
Teacher: " Stand up class" She is sitting down. Teacher: " Whoever stands up is stupid."