Broke my toenail yesterday, I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
At first, I didn't like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable
I can change a t into a p just drink it and wait a few hours
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns, I couldn't finish cuz it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's ALOT of jokes!
What’s up with the foot feet what is the plural of goose gese what’ve is the plural of moose well it ant mees. Well it’s my first joke pls forgive me if it’s bad
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world. Sherlock-bones
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her so she said ̈stop horsing around ̈
Get it horse-ing
What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.
What did the cell phone say to his wife? i will give you a ring
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal, and Sealia
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like there hare brushed...
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
WOULD YOU STOP BUGGING ME!
What did one bee say to the other bee.
I love you honey .
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
