Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
Puns
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Petal
Hana?
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
