Puns

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

What card is the slowest and slimiest?

Ace-nail.

A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.

Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.

Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.

Wash your hands.

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

Jokes are rather funny.

What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?

“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”

What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.

I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.

So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.

Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."

Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂

Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"

That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!

What do Cavemen poop in?

A Neander stall.

I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.

What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D