Puns
Jokes are rather funny.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.
Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.