Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.
When I got to school, I was speechless.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Why are these jokes bad? They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl
He fell for her
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
What's yellow, slimy and smells like bananas? Monkey puke
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
