Puns

What has 4 legs and two gloves

All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️

I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.

When I got to school, I was speechless.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.

Why are these jokes bad? They're literally the worst jokes ever.

Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.

What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!

Knock knock who’s there IBC IBC who IBC you later

What did one casket say to the other casket? It that you coughin'?

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!

"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"

"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."

If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl

He fell for her

Bee Jokes: "Hello"

"Oh hello buzzy!"

"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"

"Because you BEE BUZZing! (Laughs)"

"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"

"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes dude! (Laughs)"

"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"

"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon. (Laughs)

"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."

"Fan?"

"Yes, your worst fan!"

"No! Fan!"

"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"

"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind! (Laughs)"

A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!

The cashier kicked me out cause when he asked for 99 cents I gave him 99 scents.

What's yellow, slimy and smells like bananas? Monkey puke

Me: Gay puns are the best!! Also me: but im straight tho

few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights