Puns
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Butter believe it.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.
When I got to school, I was speechless.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.