Puns
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Petal
Hana?