What do you call a traffic light tell to me it told don't look I am changing
like if your gay dislike if you are lez
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea
Yo buster I hope I am not busting you babol
Petal
hana
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
i wanna tell you a scary math joke but I'm 2squarwed to tell you
if you try to fail and you succeed which one did you do
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am! Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Q?: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election? A: He didnt get the votes he was oaking for, Because he was not the popular vote.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 👃nose but you can't pick you're friends noses 👃 Does it cycle now? 🚲
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
The police told everyone to put there hands up and the police were having fun waving there hands around.
