Puns
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
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What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.