Puns
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!