Puns

This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.

I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.

Why?

I don’t have a clue.

Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!

A man walked into a fleshlight and died.

Hey Jonny, you can buy a...

Pun o' chips at the store!

We have been cursed by curse-ive.

If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!

Will Will Smith smith?

Yes, Will Smith will smith.

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."

"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"

What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.

Aj died in a bar.

The end.

Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.

Do you get what I am trying to poke out?

My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.

How are urinals made?

They get installed.

Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.

Son, we are geniuses!

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

Let's taco about something.

I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.

What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.

Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?