Puns

This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."

"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"

I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.

Why?

I don’t have a clue.

Will Will Smith smith?

Yes, Will Smith will smith.

If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!

Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!

A man walked into a fleshlight and died.

Hey Jonny, you can buy a...

Pun o' chips at the store!

We have been cursed by curse-ive.

What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.

Aj died in a bar.

The end.

Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.

Do you get what I am trying to poke out?

Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.

Son, we are geniuses!

My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.

How are urinals made?

They get installed.

Why did 6 hate 7?

Because 7 ate 9!

Eggshausted.

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

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