Puns
Black dog is gay.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
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What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.