Dwarf

What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?

A small medium at large.

Egg

What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.

Pizza

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."

"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"

Mum

Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!

Clue

I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.

Why?

I don’t have a clue.

Amount

Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.

Do you get what I am trying to poke out?

Area

After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.