dont touch my bot
You thought his puns were bad wait to you sea mine!
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday but thet where all extincet
Never trust a donky, they are always full of shit.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Istatue?
i know a lot of jokes but i could learn a femor
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work
What did Batman say to robin before getting in the batmobile?
"Get in the batmobile!"
BUH DUM TISh
I used to worun at a bank-then I lost interest
Joe, l wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there was two.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028? Because 102 8 1029
why is the difference between dray dray and an overated footballer called Pogba?
Nock nock Who’s there Hair Hair who Hairhairhairhairhairhair
Do you want to book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down
Poopy loopy
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news saying he was a SERIAL killer
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole? A: Hole-y shit!
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
Cuz it's a ham-burger isn't it?
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
