Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
weixian
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Let's taco about something.
