Icebreaker

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

Site

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

Hat

One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.

Penis

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.

Spaghetti

My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.

Well, because it's impastable.

Dildo

Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!

Pizza

Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?

Never mind. It’s too cheesy!