What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Puns
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
So I was walking.
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
