Puns
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
So I was walking.
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.