You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.

Well, because it's impastable.