Punishment jokes
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.
Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?