Punishment jokes
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"