Punishment jokes

Why do orphans commit crimes?

It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.

This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.

He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.

I caught my wife cheating on me.

I beat my son and grounded him.

A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.

The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!

Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.

Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."

(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.

Why did the chief go to jail?

Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!

I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?

I am in trouble.

What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.