Punchline Jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.

Boomerang

Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

Me: The boomerang came back.

Eye

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you told her twice.

Chin

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

Friend

I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Kid

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

Site

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

Toe

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Morning

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

Orphan

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?