A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
What did one nut say to the other? “Cashew later.”
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
my life but wait jokes actually have meaning
Umm what joke should I make
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"
Alternative punchline:
"I had to call social services, she was only 14."
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
You know how 7 8 9 why was ten scared cos he was in the middle of 9/11
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist 👹
