Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn
What did one nut say to the other? “Cashew later.”
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
my life but wait jokes actually have meaning
Umm what joke should I make
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
What do you no when your sad? Kick and orphan! What are they gonna so? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
When you ask your friend'Can I hear a joke. ̈ ̈Sure ̈ ̈What do orphans and orange peels have the same. ̈ ̈What? ̈ ̈They both get thrown out
I went to the local butchers and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says "I had to fire her too"
Alternative punchline:
I had to all social services, she was only 14
the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
You know how 7 8 9 why was ten scared cos he was in the middle of 9/11
Knock knock. Whose there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or Dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist 👹
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK Steve: who’s there? Villager: I’m not talking anymore Steve: I’m not talking anymore who?
What was hellen kellers dogs name
Durrrrrrrr
What's a Orphans favorite website
It has a homepage
i was about to say an afrikan joke. but it was too dry
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
