What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!š
Me thinking it's a gift from God: š“ļøš
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9 but why was 10 scared?beauce it was in the middle of 9 11
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Iād tell you a Chinese joke, but itās wong.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
You walk into a room. And thereās a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah thatās the punchline.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? āPut it on my bill.ā
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you canāt sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacherās eyes crossed? She couldnāt control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, āmini-sodaā).
12. Why couldnāt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you canāt use ābeef stewā as a password. Itās not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldnāt you write with a broken pencil? Because itās pointless.
DH: What do you call an orphan with parents?
A: I don't know... what?
DH: Kidnapped. :)
-Dark_Humor
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
So I walk into a bar, and thereās people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
Thatās the punch line.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
what do you call a animal flouting
super bird
Dark jokes are just like food.Not every one gets it
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny... They never get old
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
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