Punchline jokes

Why did the emo cross the road?

To not get to the other side.

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To get to the real estate agent.

I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.

Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?

Because everything they do is in vein.

Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.

3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.

7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.

8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.

9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).

12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.

16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur Traders.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

Boo.

"Boo who?"

It's just a joke, no need to cry!

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Deez.

Deez who?

Deez nuts!

What do you call an animal flouting?

Super bird!

Dark jokes are just like food.

Not everyone gets it.