why did the orphan cross the road? to get to the real estate agent.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke but it’s wong
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
You walk into a room. And there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah that’s the punchline.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
DH: What do you call an orphan with parents?
A: I don't know... what?
DH: Kidnapped. :)
-Dark_Humor
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders
this is a short joke! this short joke is long. nice joke Mr. Steve
Whats the difference between a dad and an Emo? they both dont last awhile
Knock Knock
“Who’s there?”
Boo
“Boo-Who?”
It’s just a joke, no need to cry
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
what do you call a animal flouting
super bird
Dark jokes are just like food.Not every one gets it
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny... They never get old
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
*JMC* ANOMALY-931 "Gwen" Idenification: just a stupid animal. with a big ass heart
why do i tell bad jokes im a lesbian
What's the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
i tried to tell a orphan a knock knock joke but sadly there was no door to nock on
