What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
stop ruining the jokes its called worst jokes ever for a reason we all feel bad for orphans but people like dark humor and joke about everyone so quit being offended plz
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk tp the nearest gas station a few miles back. One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Hi guys! In my opinoion I think your jokes are non-funny! can you make more sense! Btw who writes jokes about orphan> Thanks for understanding!
What did the Banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for, she’s going to eat me!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. A cow with no front legs walking around? Beef stroganoff.
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month. - LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Cause everyone says go big or go home
Me: you know what's the favourite slogan that Hindus likes the most? My friend: what? Me: kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.
Jon said:What do you call a pregnant woman? Mike said: I don’t know what? Jon said: kinder surprise
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.
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Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
What’s up with the foot feet what is the plural of goose gese what’ve is the plural of moose well it ant mees. Well it’s my first joke pls forgive me if it’s bad
