A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money bartender says you gotta do 3 task he takes the shot of Jack and the customer says what are the tasks he says the 1st one is but the 1st 1 is I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth and you gotta pull it he says all right what's the 2nd 1 he said I got a big old girl upstairs that aint had no loving in a long time you gotta make her smile he takes another shot of Jack he said all right what's the 3rd 1 he said you see that horse outside you gotta make him laugh and cry Guy goes upstairs goes out back comes out to the front comes back in the other customer said give him the jar The guy says I took care of that lady's tooth and I made that alligator smile well how'd you make the horse laugh he said easy i told him I had a bigger deck then him bartender says how did you make him cry he said easy I showed him
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
If your bored pull a technoblade bully orphans.
What are they Roman do tell their parents?
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She tort them all to pull out on time.
OK son", he says. It's as easy as counting to 5.
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4".
“Dude come here and see a rabbit!”
“Ok!”
“Are u ok man?”
“Yeah I’m fine”
“Dude pull your pants back up!
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents
Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away? Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger😂
yo mommy so fat when she pulled out the chair it screamed and broke it's self
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair ? At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
if gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared why did the emo kid not come down.
quite kid reaches down and class starts running quite kid: whats wrong pulling out my co
Your mamma so fat that she has a gravitational pull
Why can't a leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock she's probably just pulling you're leg
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up? Kid 1: I want to be a fire fighter kid 2: I want to be a police officer kid 3: i want to be dead like both my parents Teacher: ok everyone pull out your books Kid 4: are we going to ignore what he said? Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates? If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Me: hey do you want to see my grandma. Friend: yeah sure Me: *pulls out gun*
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing, Skeletons don’t have ears
