Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
Psychology Jokes
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
