A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
