As a doctor myself, there nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "oh, you know, stuff."
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
