Problem jokes
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
It's true though
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.