Problem jokes

It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.

Hey, math:

I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.

What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?

(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.

DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:

* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck

The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.