Problem jokes
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
This stuff is messed up, you people.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.