Primate jokes
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.