Primate

Primate Jokes

Feminist

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

Cross

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.

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  • Human

    What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.

    Face

    What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?

    Birthday

    My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:

    Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

    No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.

    Child

    What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?

    They're both crazy and now dead.

    Redhead

    What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?

    Some people adopt orangutans.

    Music

    What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?

    The Monkees and Gorillaz.