Primate jokes
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Monke
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!