Primate jokes
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.