Primate

Primate Jokes

Feminist

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

Human

What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.

Redhead

What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?

Some people adopt orangutans.

Birthday

My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.

Child

What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?

They're both crazy and now dead.

Face

What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?