Primate jokes
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?